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Created on 2015-06-29 17:25:33 (#2420293), last updated 2015-06-29 (117 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Jun 12
Location:Portsmouth, United States of America
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

A few sweeps ago, you and your group of FRIENDS played a GAME. This was the worst decision of your entire life, and it is one that you LAMENT DAYLY. Through what can only be described as SHENANIGANS involving AN ENORMOUS MANCHILD, GHOSTS, ELDER GODS and RIPS IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, you have ended up in perhaps the MOST BAFFLING PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN. Considering all of the places you've been, this is QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT. You also appear to have MORPHED INTO A HUMAN SOMEHOW which is perhaps even more baffling then your sudden relocation. What's more, for some reason you don't appear to be able to LEAVE.

Sometimes you wonder if the universe hates you as much as you HATE YOURSELF, because that would explain a lot.

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